As I sit here in my college library, drinking my coffee, and thinking of topics to write, my crush passes by me. Oneeee problem... HE'S STRAIGHT! Like this is the first time.. Your crush being straight is one of the worst things a gay person can go through, or vise versa however. Why must this happen? Sometimes I wish that everyone in the world could be bi, then we can have somewhat of a chance with anyone. But sadly this isn't true, there is absolutely no chance when your crush doesn't like the gender that you are.
What can make this any worse? Oh wait... I know exactly how this can be worse. When your straight crush has a girlfriend! Watching them all over each other being all cute while you sit there looking, hating it. I've had many straight crushes, obviously because there are wayyyy more straight people than gay people. Plus, I have an attraction to masculine men, which is pretty much all straight guys.
So this is when I think, what can I do to resolve this issue? Well, I can either hold a knife to them, brainwash them, or the hardest of all three, forget about them. Yeah that's kinda sad that forgetting about them is harder than holding a knife to them or brainwashing them. Which, just to note, that I would never hold a knife up to anyone! But, I might try to brainwash you with my ideas about Carl Palidino.
So in conclusion of this whole MESS, we are limited in who we like and its another one of those little things that gays will suffer through. Oh, and just to make one thing clear, just because your a straight guy, doesn't mean that I'm attracted to you. Are you attracted to every woman you see? If you are, see the doctor, your a nymphomaniac.
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