So I totally took that line from the song Shots and reworded it beee teee doubbsss. But any who, what is with these old creep ass menn thinking they can go to a club and creep on young boys that could be their GRAND CHILDREN!!!
Welllll.. I went out Friday night with my girls out to a popular gay club down town. This Old Creeper that was probably around 55-60 years in age (older than my parents) was on the prowl that night I suppose. Anywho, he was standing in his ugly SWEATER watching me while I dance with my friends. So he comes up and stands literally 2 feet away from me and my friends dancing, so naturally we just move to a different spot. Well guess who comes following us standing 2 feet from us again?
Don't know? Here's a hint...
He's older than my parents, wears an ugly sweater, and creeps men a quarter of his age.
Yeah, that's right, me and my friends were so disgusted and I gave this old man a look that said "you better call AARP and hope that they cover 'my fist in your face' on your medicare plan."
After this, he got the message. So what does he do next? Well obviously he goes to another group of people my age and stalks them. Ugh, so gross. There is a time for clubs, and its not when your olddd.. I could understand if he went with friends and went to the bar, but when an old man is alone creeping on guys my age, then that's when shit hits the fannn.
GO HOME MR. RODGERS!
ahahhahahahahaha that was so gross, lets never let happen again! lol
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